“While searching on top of my dresser for their socks, BOTH kids found their baby teeth that the Tooth Fairy must have forgotten to take with her. In a desperate attempt to avoid a major traumatic event, I said that the teeth belonged to our dead cat and that I just couldn’t get rid of them.”
“It was 10:50 a.m. when we pulled up to the school for kindergarten orientation. Right away, I was a bit thrown off by the fact that there was tons of parking right outside the elementary school, and we got one of the first spots.
“Something didn’t feel right and my stomach was churning.
“I pulled out the orientation ‘Save the Date’ card. Right away, I saw it.
“The card read: ‘Sail into Kindergarten’ and ‘Save the Date — Tuesday, August 26, 2014.’
“I decided to try and save some money but cutting my son’s hair. This was that ‘uh-oh’ moment when I realized I got a little too carried away with the clippers. Let’s just say there aren’t too many ‘after’ photos for several months.”