THIS WOMAN’S STORY ABOUT MEETING HER OVERLY NICE NEIGHBORS IS HILARIOUSLY RELATABLE


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We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

– bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

– loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

– invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

– one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

– and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short – I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.


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